It’s nearly Christmas, and beautiful British actress Keira Knightley looks like a shiny package you just wanna unwrap! Well, Hollywood Scanner has done it for you…albeit just a teensy bit, with a nipple slip photo. And since it’s that time of the year to make a wish list, let’s make one with Ms Knightley’s paparazzi photo as inspiration:

N is for the nipple slipping out of her corset

I is for the instant scandal the cameras will get

P is for the paparazzi going crazy at the sight

P is for the publicist who’ll try to put up a fight

L is for the lawsuit that her manager wants to file

E is for the exposure Keira Knightley provided with a smile!