Celebs And Scandals

Retro, fetish, vintage, and altogether drool-worthy sexy, Dita Von Teese is the ultimate modern-day pin-up fantasy. She’s gorgeous and curvaceous in equal measures, and has an uncanny fascination for sheer lingerie and glamorous burlesque accessories. Trained in costume design, it’s no wonder she always looks like she herself stepped out of a forties cinema poster. Her tiny waist is the product of both fetish-like tightlacing corsets, and a naturally slender frame. Imagine her tiny package made even tinier by a 22-inch waistline further reduced to around 16 inches! Va-va-voom. Small wonder Marilyn Manson can’t keep his ghastly-pale hands off that bod.

Lily Rose Beatrice Allen’s always been half firecracker half lovable waif, but in this HollywoodScanner update, she’s more than that. Way more than that! Giving up her raven-colored straight hair for a platinum-blonde coif, Ms Allen made sure that it’s going to be tough for the paparazzi to determine if her drapes match her carpets. She shaved her slit! Also, she made sure to do away with her knickers, altogether. That always works with a sheer black dress, but looking at Lily Allen flipping the bird, you’d think she put together this outfit with an up-yours ‘tude. Hey, it works, and that’s why we go gaga over this British wild child, right?

A certified fiery redhead, this Mean Girl alumna is made of sterner stuff, otherwise, she’d be at the bottom rung of Hollywood’s Z-list after all the crap she had to go through. Just like a phoenix rising from the ashes, La Lohan knows how to bounce back, and that is by piling on more controversy atop the ones she’s already created! Though by no means a smart move, hey, it seems to be working for her. Maybe it helps that she’s got a gorgeous bod to show off despite the dozens of times she’s been both photographed and photoshopped with her beaver peeking out from between her legs. Lindsay is one young celeb who’s proven that a bit of scandal goes a long way, all the way into having her own set of videos and photo galleries on scandale sites like HollywoodScanner com!

While many may not be familiar with this British tabloid queen named Katie Price, most English folk are. That’s because she’s a regular staple of The Sun, that rag that loves busty gals showing off their wares. It gave her so much spotlight that she even had a reality show appearance in her Motherland.

And then along came her homemade sex tape. Wow, Katie Price may well redefine the term “titty fuck” with the way she used those humongous hooters in that homemade porn video. But I’m practically giving away the goods here now, aren’t I? You’d best take a good, long, and turgid look at what Ms Price’s weighty babies can do to your jerking life.

There was a time when Christina Ricci was considered cute as Wednesday Addams, even when she’s playing a scowly Goth girl with a penchant for knives. Now, she seems to have adopted that scowl to the point of permanence…what happened? Also, her nipples now have lives of their own, peeking out of that ill-fitting top like they’re getting suffocated. Chrissie, say it isn’t so. Please go back to being the cute and crazy Christina we’ve grown to love, though keep up the nipple slips because you’re still hot as fuck.

We all know this blonde hotel heiress will try anything once, even being a DIY porn star with a seeming penchant for pearl necklaces. Paris Hilton regales us with her cucumber-sucking prowess in these stills from a home made video with a lucky fuck buddy. Just goes to show even the most moneyed folks can have a horny streak a mile wide just like the rest of us common Joes and Janes, doesn’t it? Paris goes full-on hardcore here, and you can bet this ain’t the last we’ll see of her perky nipples and shaved coochie! How predictable.

No-one in his right mind can argue that Halle Berry doesn’t have the best ass in Hollywood. I mean, even while flat on her face on the carpet and being all miserable in a movie script, Halle can still work that rump roast and make you want to hump your screen because it is so damn perfect. Combine that with her perfectly-toned torso and gorgeous face, and you’ve got the bod that’s going to be the thinspiration and template of a thousand starlets.

Trust our British potty-mouth Lily Allen to still pull out the shock-stopper, this time by exposing her girlie bits to the public while out swimming in France. Sure, her platinum hair must mean she’s going through changes, but this gal is still comfortable enough in her skin to show the world she doesn’t think a bit of pudge will hurt anybody. Well, it certainly doesn’t hurt the ogling public now, has it? You go, Lily, show us more, show us more!

Sure, you may have seen umpteen naked photos of gorgeous Italian model Monica Bellucci before, but IMHO we will never get sick of this gal showing us her near-perfect boobs and toned torso. Monica’s proven her mettle at serious acting, but at the end of the day, we still love seeing her in the buff and doing orgasmic poses like the one above. Hell, she may have been carved out of pure Italian marble with the way her body looks in spite of her age. Perfection.

Cute blonde model Whitney Port seems to be enjoying her al fresco meal so much that she’s not aware she’s been flashing people her perky nipple throughout the first and second courses, plus dessert! That stringy blouse rocks, and her tan lines around her upturned aureaola are pretty interesting to say the least. Don’t you just love it when they’re not aware that they’ve been unconsciously providing gossip rag fodder for a full day? Thanks, Whitney!