Celebs And Scandals

That’s the stink of nudist beaches…you get sexy topless babes like Cameron Diaz getting crazy with un-sexy topless dudes like Matt Dillon. Hey, after a brain-damaging movie like “There’s Something About Mary”, people have been known to hook up with the most unlikely partners, right? Sexy blonde Cam has her legs wrapped around Mr Dillon’s waist because it’s the closest thing she can get to a floatation device, maybe. Who cares. All HollywoodScanner com cares about is giving us pervs a peek at those naturally perky beauties Cameron has attached to her toned torso. And maybe a glimpse of her taste in men, while they’re at it.

Clue: her body’s too bootylicious for you, babe. HollywoodScanner presents one of the most sought-after, to-die-for bodies in showbiz, and it belongs to none other than Beyonce of the bubble butt. While that bottom might look a bit granny-ish from this vantage point, suffice it to say that once she straightens up, that famous silhouette that made this former Destiny’s Child the very stuff of wank fodder will be made obvious to all and sundry. It’s just interesting to see her bending over and not being aware that her famous ass is being photographed. Makes you wanna sing “Decided to dip but now you wanna trip, Cuz another brother noticed me.”

Trust pretty Alyssa Milano to charm her way into any hot-blooded male’s pants just by looking sexy and wearing a revealing top that enhances her curvy chest. HollywoodScanner knows this and is only too happy to oblige pervs with nice photos of this Charmed sister wearing an outfit that leaves little room for the imagination. And while it’s not exactly a shot that the paparazzi risked their necks for to make, it still makes for a titillating image since Ms Alano chose to wear an outfit that can rock any camerman’s lens any day. Care to hike up that skirt a little, babe?

…ever since she got those thumpin’ big implants, that’s what she’s been doing, anyway! While we mourn the demise of Anna Nicole Smith and her hooters, there’s no denying the many entertaining and fap-worthy moments she left us as a great Hollywood legacy in manner of Jayne Mansfield. And HollywoodScanner makes sure every perv will remember and savor each moment those blessed melons of hers grabbed the spotlight from her dizzy little blonde head. Such as in this picture, when Anna’s trying to channel Marilyn Monroe and instead exhales herself out of her low-cut gown, her nipples making a not-so-rare appearance for the cam. We love you, Anna Nicole. There will never be another.

Really, her dad Billy Ray Cyrus ought to have named her “Muley” instead of “Miley”. Despite being severely castigated several times for her risque behavior as she camwhores it to high heavens with her little peek-a-boo brassiere shots, the Hannah Montana star still keeps at it like a stubborn burro who doesn’t know what will hurt her budding career. I guess, like any adolescent, she’s fascinated with her blossoming girls? But whatever the reason for the sudden rash of camwhoring might be, HollywoodScanner com is going to snatch up each and every single photo that has MILEY SCANDAL written all over it like a designer brand!

Wonder what Xtina Aguilera was thinking, posing in the buff like that amongst other people in what appears to be a studio shot for a video she’s making. Ahh….we know! So she’ll be the first person you’ll notice in the room! Smart move, Ms Aguilera. Not that you need to strip down to the barest essentials, really. Your sexy bod has always been the stuff of wet dreams, even when it’s crammed in a petite frame. And the way you move that ass…! It’s enough to bring back Lolita fantasies in the mainstream, never mind that you’ve birthed a rugrat and have reinvented yourself several times over. Thank goodness HollywoodScanner has more in store for us with your blonde pulchritude involved.

She’s famous for her fleshy bumper, but Kim Kardashian, aside from being a major brat and diva, is best known for her leaked sex tape where she goes full hog on the hardcore with her then-boyfriend. It’s as explicit as any porn production, plus Ms Kardashian’s ass gets spotlighted in all sorts of exquisite ways. Kim is as frisky as any smut bunny, and it certainly shows in this home made porn movie. Small wonder her black boy can’t keep his hands, tongue, and cock away from that luscious bod. The result? A long, drawn out kinky caper where they mess up the sheets big time.

In 1995, Hollywood wild child Drew Barrymore stirred up the pages of Playboy by allowing herself to be photographed in a full spread of naked photos. Her sunny and mischievous smile lit up page after page as her fleshy bounty was revealed in the nuddy-pants. This earned her both applause and ire from family, friends, and fans, with her superfamous director godfather Steven Spielberg having conniptions, in particular. But that didn’t faze our blonde bombshell, who went on to play meatier roles in films. Surprisingly, her naked photos had given her a patina that made her all the more appealing.

Better known as the young witch-in-training at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Emma Watson’s charcter Hermione is famous for her locked-door opening spell. In this paparazzi shot, however, the glammed up young British celeb is almost flashing us her prize beaver, but seems to have become aware of it at the last minute. She has shown everyone her crisp pubes in a previous photo, but this one is almost, but not quite, a repetition. Sometimes it’s best to leave something to the imagination, just like any good old magic spell. Let’s say “alohomora” in unison, pervs, and hope that unlocks her legs!

Beyond being the baby sister of very controversial whack-job Michael Jackson, Miz Janet is a sexy momma with a booty to die for. And before she exercised and dieted her womanly curves away, she’s quite the ebony firecracker who isn’t averse to a bit of wardrobe malfunction showing off her dark and silken nipples, or, as in the case of this HollywoodScanner update, sunbathing in the nuddy-pants and appearing totally oblivious of the paparazzi snapping away. Well, if you got it, flaunt it, eh Ms Jackson? Now let’s see more of that mighty-fine and snappy ass!